infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

(Source: flourei)

A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.

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I will reblog this every single time

(via hogwartsastory)

This is so fucking awesome

(via dreckshure)

(Source: quotethat)

Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.
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elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today


(Source: thedailylaughs)

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career


gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

(Source: cantcontrolthegay)


4insley:

realhousewivesofalbania:

this could be us but u playin

Relationship goals

(Source: apriki)