odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
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and
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aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers


theres-only-1-you:

weloveshortvideos:

I am done speaking with squirrels - Vine by JEROME JARRE

THE WAY HE SAYS SQUIRREL I CAN’T

Learn the difference between a man who flatters you and a man who compliments you. A man who spends money on you and a man who invests in you. A man who views you as property and a man who views you properly. A man who lusts after you and a man who loves you.
(via 1112pm)

(Source: breakfastatbarneys)

iwilleatyourenglish:

once i went to the movie theater with my friend who wears hijab and while we were sitting down she turned to me and said “people always ask me what i have under here. let me show you” and proceeded to whip out two dorito bags, three hostess cakes, and a pack of gummy worms

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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precumming:

ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE